I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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