Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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