i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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