Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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