"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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