There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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