he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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