I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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