Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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