Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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