we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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