we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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