just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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