Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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