just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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