Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Found your dick twin last night
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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