They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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