His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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