he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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