google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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