that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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