Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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