I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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