Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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