And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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