Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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