Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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