Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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