Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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