what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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