she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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