i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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