love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
