As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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