Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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