its not stalking. its research.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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