So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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