The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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