Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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