Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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