Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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