found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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