Your dad touched me again.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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