He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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