dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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