that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think i have two assholes
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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