We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
