I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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