but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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