Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Randomize
